Am I alone in thinking people who write “today is my Friday” on a Thursday, deserve a punch in the neck?
I was sitting in my hotel room geting ready for a meeting and chipped my brittle nail. It was too jagged to ignore. Left unattended I would certainly draw blood with my handshake. Not the type of first impression I was striving to make,contrary to the vibe I give off.
I looked in my ziplock baggie of tiny-sized travel needs:toothpaste, mouthwash, medicinal marijuana (just making sure you’re paying attention), band-aids,tooth-floss, makeup wipes and ten other miniature items, but alas, no damn nail file.
I picked away at the nail until it ripped into the other that I was using as a tool. Then there were 2. In an effort to equal things out, my teeth got in on the action. Now I am typing with 10 nubs where there were nails. Looks shit-tastic! Maybe I’ll use up the 10 band-aids I did bring and wrap one around each finger tip - tell him I burned them all making ‘smores/saving a baby from a buring car/typing too quickly keyboard caught fire…
- running shoes for treadmill
Modern technology still can’t beat a good ole’ fashioned pounding on the treadmill to workout the anxieties of being away from your 6 year old for 6 nights. Wish me luck!